Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I am Supreme Ruler! of a mediocre government section.

While at work in the morning, there is rarely a project or anything I have to work on, so I read the news online.

The first headline today was “US to name 'border czar' to watch Mexican border (AP)”

I like to think that the border czar is some crotchety old man who sits on a rocking chair by the border and shakes his fist at people. “Hey you kids, get off my country.

I also think it’s weird that czar is a legitimate position in our government now.

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