Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Toes on ice: My right foot is cold.

Let’s pretend you do not check the weather before dressing for the first time in about a week. And you think that finally the sidewalks are clear enough for you not to bother with snow boots, so you wear flats to work. If you do this, it will be snowing within the first few hours of you arriving at work. And then when you walk to Target on your break to buy instant oatmeal because you finished your box of oatmeal that morning, your right shoe will break and every step will let snow into your shoe. This is not a “what would happen if…” scenario. This is fact. Fact, I say!


(This is mostly just me complaining that I stepped into a puddle one time.)

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