Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Christmastime is here

I recently sent this email to member of my immediate family. Once I finished it, I realized that I haven’t blogged for a while. Perhaps it’s lazy to post letters on one’s blog and pretend it’s an actual post. Then again, perhaps it’s genius! (It’s not; it’s lazy.) Either way, here it is:


Hello family,

 I hope you’re well.

I would like to alert you that I have an amazon wishlist, located here:

You can also find it by searching for “Alison Humphreys” under “Find Wishlists and Registries.”

Pay attention to the priority rating, particularly with The Jon Ronson books, Fright Night, and that craft book.

Also, I would appreciate jewelry made by freed slaves – such as from – would be appreciated, so that I might feel self-righteous all the time. Furthermore, I find the majority of the gifts at to be delightful.

In a gift card giving mood? I would find great pleasure in cards to Amazon, Target, Regal Cinemas, Harkins Cinemas, Barnes and Noble, World of Warcraft, etc.

In addition to the above, I would also be happy with anything kind of nerdy (mainly pertaining to Doctor Who, aliens, comedy, and/or magic) and/or anything homemade. Or just spend time with me. Take me out to food or a movie. Treat me (and yourself) to manicures and/or pedicures. Let’s go to a museum or the aquarium or a zoo. Basically, family, I like you and would like to hang out with you.

That’s all.

Please respond in kind with your lists. (If you live further away and I am unable to give you something physical, please send me a list of gift cards and your mailing address.)

Love, etc.

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